Absolute Johannes factotum
- SCP-3084 (?)
- SCP-3084 is a collection of over 62 million curses, hexes, and jinxes that were originally created or exploited for profit by a company called Marshall, Carter, and Dark. These curses are now all attached to a single person, SCP-3084-A, a 32-year-old stock trader. While the combined effect of these curses would normally destroy any human, they are currently in a delicate balance, essentially canceling each other out, which allows SCP-3084-A to survive, albeit with 89% of his body being "exorcised" (meaning parts of him are missing or altered in a magical way). However, directly looking at or hearing SCP-3084-A without special protection can be deadly, and even mentioning his name or personal details can spread curses to wealthy individuals. If this balance is broken, SCP-3084-A and everyone he has ever physically or verbally interacted with will instantly die. He is contained in a specially reinforced and magically shielded cell, and his name and personal information are considered dangerous to those with above-average wealth.
- Grosse Fuge (?)
- The "Grosse Fuge" (Great Fugue), Op. 133, is a complex and monumental composition for string quartet by Ludwig van Beethoven, originally conceived in 1825 as the final movement of his String Quartet No. 13. Initially met with poor reception due to its challenging length and complexity, it was later published as a standalone work in 1827. Composed while Beethoven was deaf, this double fugue is now considered one of his greatest achievements, noted for its innovative structure, intense counterpoint, and a main subject that features an eight-note chromatic motif. It is renowned for its performance difficulties and its profound influence on later composers, with many considering it a remarkably modern and forward-thinking piece of music.